Sex or Plastic Surgery?

I recently read on a website that having sex could keep you beautiful.  Researchers in England have found older men and women who have an active sex life look 5 to 7 years younger.

Supposedly endorphins released preserve your youth.  Sex is the fountain of youth.  I sat and thought about this.  Every woman in the world wants to appear younger than they are.  We DON"T want our boobs to sag, lines to appear or have extra skin under our neck suddenly appear.  We sooo don't want that God awful chicken neck!  But, at the end of the day when we have done laundry, cleaned the house, done homework that we have NO clue what the hell it is, made dinner and finally put the kids to bed, we are TIRED.  And about the Moms who work outside the house - they have gone to meetings, kissed enough ass, sat at the computer screen all day and then have to go home to the kids.  I am sure they feel the same way.    I say good for the people in England.  Stay there and stop sending advice over to us.

We are happy and used to having sex on special occasions.   LOl.  And anyway, who will keep the plastic surgeons in business?